What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
