What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
I met a man named Jebidiah, on X-Box Live.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
Can a match box? No but a tin can.
