Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you đ
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Whatâs a bootyâs favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty thatâs always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING
Whatâs a bootyâs favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why couldnât the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a BASH
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
