Backside jokes

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.