Backside Jokes

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"