Backside jokes

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.