Backside jokes

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.