Backside jokes

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.