Backside jokes

What did the booty say when it was asked to help?

"I've got your backside covered!"

Back bent.

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

We don't read backwards.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

3. My foot lasts longer than your life.