Backside jokes
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.