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There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.

Bootylicious lol

What do you call a fish with no booty

how do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? when you pull her pants her ass

Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?

Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

If your butt hurts real bad put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

What is better then hitting a booty? playing with the titties

do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(

Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:

Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!