What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his FART
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
How do booties greet each other?
"What's CRACKIN"
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
What do you call a country's BOOTY?
Its bottom-line
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your BACK
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his BOOTY STRENGTH
Yes, sir
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat
Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
i like little Johnny's tight booty cheeks