Plunder jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
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GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more