Plunder jokes
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
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GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more