What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK