Getting a book on pasta? Yes. Just imagine the pastabillites there are!
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So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
My sister asked where is my book ....me..: itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever
My pp was in the guiness world record book. The librarianthen asked me to take it out.
What is a testicle's favorite book? |Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!|
Wats only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it
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What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go-Read a book
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Hi um okay...Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!
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The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the left over fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pome-grants. For this was the sacred mounth of ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the momment after sunset!
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How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
