Book jokes
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Memes
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Once I read a book about glue.
I couldn't put it down.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."