Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
