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my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
Once I read a book about glue. I couldn't put it down.
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
Your Mom's Favourite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook
hey wanna read here have a comet book
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
I'm dyslexic my sister was reading, whats the book I asked, she showed me the cover you reading The Scared Bull, she started laughing no The Sacred Bull
My favorite book is brown spots on the ceiling By Ho Fung Poo
Me: MRS. Can I read my book? Teacher: Sure. Me: *watching my Chromebook*
A book just fell on my head I’ve got only my shelf to blame
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I just bought a book about lamps.....
So I can do some light reading over the weekend
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
Ok I love reading freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones were he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my chrome book while I play Call a Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox. If you guys out there like reading freshfry's conversations with random people just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later watersharky out.
Have you heard of the new book about Anti-Gravity? Well I just can't seem to put it down
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone. The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone! (from a 1940 quotations book)
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
