What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Bomb Jokes
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
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The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
