Bomb jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!