Bomb jokes
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.