My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
they said alakbar
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old peoples arses!
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked “where are you going”
He said “Camp Bin Laden”
I asked “what do they do there”
He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”
I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”
He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
Your the bomb a complement in the USA A argument In The Middle East
I was in a terriost a famous terriost group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Sucicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breath
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: bombing pearl harbour Cowabunga It Is!!
Lil Johnny Looked A lil Bonny But then when he saw tommy he decided to bomb me