Bomb jokes
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."
The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.