Bomb jokes
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*