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Say joke 5 times.

oh, nothing happened.

Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!

Knock knock

Whose there?

Not Sally…

How did she die?

A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock

Whose there?

A bomb

Where are fart bombs made?

Old peoples arses!

Wonder Why the Japanese people didn’t see the bombs coming? The didn’t open their eyes. jajqjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajaja

where did sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked “where are you going”

He said “Camp Bin Laden”

I asked “what do they do there”

He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.”

I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts?”

He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”

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Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away

Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: bombing pearl harbour Cowabunga It Is!!

Lil Johnny Looked A lil Bonny But then when he saw tommy he decided to bomb me