Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
ching chong drop the bomb
bomb
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
9/11 jokes are a bomb
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday Friend: What were the tests about? Me: Japan
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
