My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do u call a dwarf suicide bomber? A party popper
i hate when i lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. where do i lose my friends from Afghanistan? in an explosion
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams