Bomb

Bomb Jokes

Name

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

Similarity

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Market

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

Foot

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

Bang

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

War

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!

Fat

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

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  • Hand Grenade

    My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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  • Explosion

    I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

    In an explosion.

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  • Friend

    I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

    Girl

    In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Compliment

    "You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.