Bomb jokes

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?

They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.

Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!

Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?

A stink bomb!

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?

A toaster.