My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
