What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb

Where did Janet go during the bombing. Everywhere

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves

What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.

Share did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?

A stink bomb!

where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.

ching chong drop the bomb

What’s the worst part of Breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.

where did sally go when the explosion happened?

Everywhere!

i got a joke

allah ahuabar

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? … Everywhere.

a black man walked into a bar

What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts “I love my country!”, Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, “I love my country”, finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, “I love my country!”

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, “What’s so funny?” And the boy says “When I farted my house blew up!”

How ISS greets their friend. You the BOMB

When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.

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