Bomb jokes
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."