They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Whenever I make a 911 joke it bombs
When was the biggest bbq in history? Hiroshima August 6 1945
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby.
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
