200+ Best Bomb Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Friend

PScantron · 7 years ago

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Hiroshima

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

Moments before Hiroshima got bombed

The image is completely black, representing the moments just before the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.

Toaster

Doing ya mom · 4 years ago

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

Dwarf

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

Uranium 235

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and "Uranium-235" each with a list of properties. Both are "Unstable", "Will split up on you", "Hard to find", and "Expensive". The girlfriend "Cannot be used to make atomic bomb" but the uranium can.

Sun

MrBreadHead · 2 years ago

Here comes the sun Do Do Do Do

A black and white photograph shows an atomic bomb resting on a metal frame in a bunker. The bomb is cylindrical with a square tail fin, and wires are attached to its side. There is also a spare tire standing next to the bomb.

Sphere

Willy b · 2 years ago

A cross-section diagram of the Y-1561 implosion sphere showing component placement with the text "You happy???"

NATO

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring a tweet asking why Serbs deserve to be bombed by NATO. A reply references "Pearl Harbor." The meme includes a Wojak wearing a Serbian hat with tears and the phrase "wHaT diD WE do to gEt bOmBeD?" Next to it is a gigachad-style character holding a NATO flag with the words "Pearl Harbor."

Cartoon

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.

A coyote is wearing a bomb like a saddle, chasing a roadrunner. The text on top of the image reads: "If you don't get it, you're too young."

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

The text says: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb" the math teacher: Below is a still from a video showing a blurry background with a door.

Sequel

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme with text at the top, then two side-by-side portraits below. The text reads: 'BREAKING: When asked if 'OPPENHEIMER 2' was on the cards, Christopher Nolan remarked: 'What the fuck are you talking about?'' The left image shows director Christopher Nolan, a light-skinned man with blonde hair, wearing a dark suit and light shirt, looking directly at the camera. The right image shows Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer, a light-skinned man with blue eyes and a gaunt face, wearing a dark fedora and a white shirt with a dark tie, looking intensely forward.

People

Anonymous · 11 months ago

Kaboom

A close-up image of a smiling man with a long, grey beard and a turban. Overlaying text reads: 'PEOPLE ASK ME, "ACHMED, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK?" AND I TELL THEM, "THE TIMER."'.

Mail

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man with a beard and mullet wearing a suit appears against a background with purple lighting. The top of the image reads, "!TRADE OFFER!" Below this text, it reads, "You receive: Mail."

Nuclear bomb

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A search bar says "nuclear bomb", with the tab "SHOPPING" highlighted. Under the search, there is an image of Buzz Lightyear with a concerned face.

Math Teacher

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows text that reads: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb." Underneath this text, there is another line that says "the math teacher:". Below is a blurred image of a door. The overall tone is dark humor.

Air

MrBreadHead · 3 years ago

Afgans looking at the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb like

A close-up shot of a man with a beard looking upwards with a worried expression.

Toaster

Fellow · 3 years ago

A toaster is presented as a bath bomb with the text "THE LAST BATH BOMB YOU'LL EVER NEED!!!! NOW ON SALE!!!! 50% OFF".

Community talk

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

I'm gonna bomb little kids

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