Body jokes
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
I am a fat girl.
I have a body count of 7.