Body jokes
Haha, boob!
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain? He could feel it in his bones!
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. Oh my gosh, I'm peeing on my shoe, no one knows about it yet!
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.