Body jokes

Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.

Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.

Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

Why is my butt wet? I forgot.

Up your butt with a coconut!

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

My dick hard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆

My penis is on fire.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.