Body jokes
Ur dick.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.