Body jokes

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?

Him: No, have you seen where it is?

Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.

Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?

Why is my butt wet? I forgot.

Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

Up your butt with a coconut!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She has no arms.

These are ear-retcal jokes...

Fail.

Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.

What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.

What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."

Nah, it's a penis.

What's the grossest thing ever?

A bag of dead babies.

What's even more gross?

The bottom one is still wriggling!

Penis penis penis hehe penis penis 🍆🍆

My penis is on fire.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Your mom is fat.

Oooo, roasted!

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.