Body jokes
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jelianis' forehead😈
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Ball stretcher.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!