Body jokes
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone 😂
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Mine never stops.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.