What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Body Jokes
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jelianis' foreheadđ
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
âI like big nuts and I cannot lie!â
Ball stretcher.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... youâd just drown in all her fatness.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because theyâve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
