Body jokes
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Memes
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Poop and balls through the walls!
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Dick in my mouth.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.