Body jokes
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Suck my balls!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Boobies!
When the nlgga is farting!!!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.