Body jokes
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Memes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Suck my balls!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.