Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Suck my balls!
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Poop and balls through the walls!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Memes
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Jelianis' forehead😈
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
I have a body count of 7.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Ball stretcher.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!