Body jokes
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Hugging Leo is a great way to commit suicide... you’d just drown in all her fatness.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Your mom is so fat, she starts the alphabet with the letter "o" for obesity, hahaha!
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Poop and balls through the walls!
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!