Body jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Suck my balls!
Boobies!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Dick in my mouth.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Jelianis' forehead😈
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.