She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
