Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Q what is the difference between a dead body and an orphan A the dead body had a family
Sans:Hey frisk why didn't the skeleton go to the dance. Frisk:Why didn't he go to the dance. Sans:Cause he had no body to dance with!
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have? Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you. Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you. Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies than day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world and I'll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging." Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me." Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history." Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and ......"
Greta interrjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to the earth is the human body of the human being human is it human human can be the one ☝️ day today after the night is the snow ❄️ time and a
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What time is it when you say no to ethrything ? Time to get bored
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
