Body jokes
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Toes for hoes.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.