Body jokes
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.