Body

Body Jokes

Wood

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

Skinny

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

Shower

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Mama

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Weight

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Kid

That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

Wife

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Wife

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Wife

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Wife

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!