Body

Body jokes

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.