Body jokes
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Pussy, no pussy.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
I didn't like having long nails, but they're growing on me.