Body jokes
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What do you call an ear that's dead? Deaf. Hahaha! Oh wait...
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Poopy, farty, pee.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Pussy, no pussy.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.