Body jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She has no arms.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him up!
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
Pussy, no pussy.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Are you wearing a diaper? Because your butt looks so saggy.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
I got a heart pain then I went to [the] hospital. When the doctor says I am dead, but I run then I jump. I am not dead!
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.