im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: f***!!!!!!!!
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
what games do you play if you are board.board games
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
If u ever get board just punch a orphan in the face whats he going to do tell hi parents
If you’re ever board punch an orphan. What are they gonna do tell their parents?
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii then I met my girl zendaya on board she was shaking her ass and playing with her penis then she ask me hey you wanna make love in the cabin? i said sure sweet thang gave me her number kiss me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house? A: You're the chairman of the board!
If your boarded hump Danny and fuck him whatishe goons do fuck rock
