Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Myla what did you do for fathers day Myla: i went to a restaurant Timmy what did you do for fathers day Timmy: i went to a concert Olivia what did you do for fathers day Olivia: talked to him through an ouija board
Two towers.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Why cant orphans play monopoly
Because they never get a full house
