Committee jokes
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We鈥檙e bananas!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
Glory 馃暢 equals 馃懆 馃懆 馃懆 馃懆 馃懆 bonding.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.