Committee jokes
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.