Board Jokes

What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

I donated a computer to the orphanage... It didn’t have a mother board.

My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)

My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board

“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? They don't know what a house is.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage

Being the first to move in chess. It’s a white privilege.

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Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!

What do you call a flat chest emo girl?

A cutting board.

im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting nailed to the boards.

Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns