Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.
roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
Roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead I’m such a fool
roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
Roses are red violets are blue i thought voldemort was ugly but then i met you.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
what’s red and smells like blue paint? red paint
Rose’s are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
Roses are red violets are blue I have a joke so are you
Roses are blue violets are blue
What ohh shit!!! I hate having dyslexia
Why are your eyes blue? CUZ THEY HAVE FOOD COLOURING IN THEM
what’s blue and doesn’t weigh much???
Light blue.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.
what did rainbow say to the other rainbow
nothing it was feeling blue
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
roses are red violets are blue that joke is old just like you.