Blue Jokes

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are blue, yk what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.🫦

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the “Dory fish”, and the Clownfish “Nemo fish” 🤣

I do this too often!!

Jerusalem
in Roast

Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me

beautiful but what happened to you?

cavetownfan

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they’re all crips (sorry)

Anonymous

The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.

Lowtiergod

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I’m just gonna stomp you, you’re gonna keep coming back, I’m gonna seal up all my cracks, you’re gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You’re gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that’s covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.

in Orphan

My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

(If you see this joke with a blue “S” that’s also me. I just have an acc now)

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

Anonymous
in Roses are red

Roses are red violets or blue your ass is Is clean because randy won’t stop liking

Niyah🦋🦋
in Roast

Roses r red violets r blue Shrek thought he was UGLY until he saw U👀👀

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am high and so are you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Your mom gay
in Roast

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom gay And so are you

in Emo

Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!

in Money

Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!

Anus McDickNuggets
in Roast

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I saw a monkey yesterday

And thought it was you

Anonymous

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