What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
(classic)
if red get vote out whit happed
red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so
some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
red am a hacker u noobs
lime and grenn and prup run
red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
black killd red black is the win lol
Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.
roses are red,vilots are blue,i tell you you look pretty,but all you do is look like a poo
THIS IS CRAZY! LITTLE JOHNNY DIED!!!
(My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song)
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look likes a monkey, and you smell like one too!
(No affence to anyone reading this on there birthday)
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England's won. I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you
Gf:i luv u too
Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head
Gf:ah about that
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me one is red one one is blue.one is chewing up my shoe.now i'm running for my life because the red ones got a knife
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
What is green and blue Grass and the sky
knok knok whos ther? ur blue nue hue kuo
Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-
Sorry for my bad english U-U
