Train

Dante

Why can’t a steam locomotive sit down?

Because it has a tender behind.

Vegetable

dankmemester

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub? steamed vegetables.

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Gas

Anonymous

why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak

Wife

Anonymous

Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”

Mist

TheTrueDarkShadowReaper7

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you! Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

Train

Anonymous

Q If a electric train heads south what way does the steam go A no steam