How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Black Jokes
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
