Black jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."