What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
why does everyone call me racist?
my shadow is black
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who I'm?
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
Life is like a bag of jellybeans Nobody likes the black ones
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
Whats one thing ur dad shares wit black men? Ur sister.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . . .
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..
