Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
