My friend and I were at the mall, and decided to try on some necklaces. He said l think you should get the one over there, I do, I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it, I asked him did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Toast is like parents
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
guns dont kill people, black people kill people
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What is the best thing about being back Free bullets
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
why can't black people have nightmares? cause we shot the last one that had a dream
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive.
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved. (Written by Paragon Dart Monkey)
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights
He arrested me for impersonating Gorge Floyd. *I have seizures*
What war did the black community win
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a Family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
