Black jokes
Rate these races out of 10/10:
White 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
Black 0/10
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."