Black jokes

The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.

Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.

Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?

The white guy actually did it.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?

"Drop it, Jamal!"

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Teacher: What does a cow say?

Susie: Moo.

Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

What's black and white?

History.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.