Black jokes
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.