Black jokes
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.