What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
What’s Black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
