Black jokes
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)