Black Jokes

whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back

How does the zebra cross the road . The zebra crossing

A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

What is the email password of a black person? watermelon

What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.

Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.

what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍

what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer

What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama windchimes

I like my coffee like my women

Amateur

These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!

How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.

A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".