Black jokes
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.