Black jokes
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Memes
This is my best friend wean we play dbd
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.