Black jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"