Black

Black Jokes

Masturbation

πŸ€” What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ ☺ πŸ˜€ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

Chest

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Trump

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."

Stereotype

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Cow

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Zebra

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

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  • Newspaper

    What is black and white and red all over?

    Answer: A newspaper.

    That is what my 3-year-old told me.

    Rave

    How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

    You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

    Stereotype

    What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

    What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

    What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

    Xbox

    I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.