Black jokes
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!