I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
you
What's black and yellow and cant swim?
- A School Bus Full Of Orphans
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf.....s ain't gonna believe this sh.."
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where'd you get that lovely thing?" "Africa" the parrot replied.
What is long that Paul walker can fit into his mouth. A long black tree.
teahcer:what does a cow say. Susie:moo. teacher:good now what does a duck say. jimmy:the duck goes quack. teacher: now what does a pig say. little jonny: a pig says get up agaist the wall you black motherfucker
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
If there’s a 4 Mexicans in a van which of them is driving?- None of them immigration service is
