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Black Jokes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
In the bus, you can't spell "black" without "back."
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
