What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Black Jokes
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
