Black jokes
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
Toast is like parents.
If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.