Flat.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
