Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Black Jokes
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Flat.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
