why can't white people go to blackpool? cuz they're not black
Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What do you say if you want to borrow you black sisters foundation - got any lighter shades
What do you say to a black midget Wanna a shower you look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
When did the cheetah stole from the bakery ? On black friday !!!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
