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What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.

Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."