In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
In america, mom births you.
In soviet russia, you birth mom.
the thing my mom birthed
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
i once gave birth to 3 children
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church