New Birth Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.

If your born deaf what language would you think in

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."

i once gave birth to 3 children

What do Indians call their father when they are born? Data.

the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me

Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby you gave it carpet burn

Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!