Bird jokes
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.