What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
