Bird jokes
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
A chicken is delicious.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Aurdree be like:
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana? They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I like penguins.
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