Bird jokes
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.