My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
i have a big cock
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What is an owl that wears armor?
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
