When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
what do you call a bird with no wings answer: A FLAP
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church but instead the birds chirp chirp chirp let's go to church
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
your so fat that people say your the biggest bird
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
