Biology jokes
There are more than two genders.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.