Biology jokes

What is the difference between me and a retard?

At least I have chromosomes.

What do bees make milk from?

Boobees.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.

What is the difference between a human and a tree?

A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

What does the cell ride to work?

A vesicle.

What do you call a fish with a temper?

Undyne.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

What is the difference between a human and a human?

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What is white and comes out after you have sex?

Cum!

What is the difference between a human and a can?

A human can walk and a can cannot walk.

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

What is a monkey with a head?

A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.

How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?

Chew when you swallow!

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?

Helliphino!