What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.