Biology jokes
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
I'm pregnant.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.