Biology jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
I'm pregnant.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
There are more than two genders.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.