Biology jokes
I'm pregnant.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What is a room you can not enter? A mushroom.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.