Biology jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
I'm pregnant.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
There are more than two genders.
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!