Biology jokes
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.