Biology jokes
Dodo.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."