Biology jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.