What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Biology Jokes
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
Dodo.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
