Biology jokes
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."
I don't get mitosis.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
David? Mitosis.
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”