Biology jokes
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I'm a human.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.