What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Biology Jokes
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I'm a human.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
I'm pregnant.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
