Biology jokes
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
I'm a human.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a fish with no neck?