Biology jokes
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Mushroom.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Sex.