What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Biology Jokes
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Mushroom.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Sex.
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
Mushroom?
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
