Biology jokes
What is a monkey with a head?
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.