What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
