Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
