Bigness jokes
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
What's Damo's favorite food?
Big slongs.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
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Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
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MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
My name is Big Dick.
What has two names and one big home?
A person.