Bigness jokes
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.