Bigness jokes

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

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I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”

The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”

Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."

"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.

What has two names and one big home?

A person.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.