Bigness jokes

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!

Man's got that big bati, you know.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.