Bigness jokes
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Memes
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.