Bigness jokes
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
I suck big weiner.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
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