Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.