Bigness jokes
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
I suck big weiner.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.