Bigness jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
I suck big weiner.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"