Bigness jokes

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”

And vanished.

Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

Nathan: WE-WE

Alicia: WEE-WEE?

Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

Alicia: *WEIRD*

Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

cuugh umm

What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?

A woman.

I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.

I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑

I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.