What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Iron jug
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
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If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
what soda does mountains drink? mountain dew
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
How does Moses make his tea? He Brews!!!
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
