Beverage jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why is the rum gone?
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.