Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
