Beverage jokes
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
Milk (DYM 115).
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
A depresso espresso.
JK.
It's cyanide.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!