Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don't you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I'll ask for one.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
what do you call a white person having a seizure a milkshake
I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
