Beverage

Beverage jokes

Scientist

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.

Dessert

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

Beer

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Memes

Bet

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

Soda

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

Cum

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

Prank

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

Cow

What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?

De-calf!

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.