Beverage jokes
My hips can't move, but Heineken.
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Memes
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
What is an army member's top drink?
WARter.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.